Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People?* *Wife:* You smell like woman's perfume. Where did you get it? *Husband:* From the woman I was squeezed with in a taxi. *Wife:* What about the lipstick on your mouth? *Husband:* Oh that one? I got it from Sandra who I was congratulating for passing her exams. *Wife:* What about the used condoms in your pocket? *Husband:* Hey leave me alone don't ask silly questions. I want to sleep!! *Wife:* (crying) This is not fair because when I use them I don't bring them home. *Husband:* (Waking up angry). What did you say? *Wife:* Leave me alone I want to sleep.